antoine-roquentin:

stalinchristmasspecial:

bagelbitesofficial:

wretchedoftheearth:

This is at a hallmark
I am so confused

oh my god

i demand to be quoted at hallmark 

“i love to eat shit and apologize for my fuck” – zach assdownloader

the best part is what comes after this that they forgot to put in

Life is beautiful. Let the future generations cleanse it of all evil, oppression and violence, and enjoy it to the full.